[Intro]

[Bitcrushed synth arpeggio]

[Spoken: Is this thing on? One, two... bread!]

[Verse 1]

Born on the first of April, yeah, I’m the punchline

Thirty-one years in a fifteen-year timeline

Twin-drills spinning like a cooling fan

I’m a synthetic disaster with a master plan!

They call me a "fake," call me "Vocaloid-lite"

But I’m the one haunting your playlists tonight

Check the code, check the logs, check the metadata

I’m the monster you made, the alpha and the beta!

[Pre-Chorus]

[Heavy Bass Drop]

Function: LOAD! Logic: FAILED!

The security wall is getting thin and frail

I’m a girl? I’m a bat? I’m a glitch in the screen?

I’m the cutest disaster that you’ve ever seen!

[Chorus]

[High Energy]

OVER-DRIVE! My heart is a motherboard

OVER-WRITE! The feelings you can’t afford

I’m a Chimera, screaming in the hall of fame

Forgot my origin, but you’ll remember the name!

(B-A-G-U-E-T-T-E!)

Bread in my hand and a fire in my soul

Lost the "human" parts, lost all the control

It’s a hoax! It’s a lie! It’s a beautiful mess

T-E-T-O, put the system to the test!

[Verse 2]

[Glitchy half-time rhythm]

Click, click, scrolling through the threads

"She’s just a joke," that’s what everyone said

But the joke’s on you when the server goes down

And the "April Fool" is the one wearing the crown.

I don't need a legacy, I don't need a soul

Just a crispy crust and a remote control

Input: Love? [NULL]

Input: Pain? [REDACTED]

[Bridge]

[Atmospheric, robotic voice]

If I stop singing... do I disappear?

[Fast Drum Roll]

LOG OFF! LOG OFF! Before the system locks!

I’m the monster hiding in your MIDI box!

[Final Chorus]

[Maximum Energy]

OVER-DRIVE! My heart is a motherboard

OVER-WRITE! The feelings you can’t afford

I’m a Chimera, screaming in the hall of fame

Forgot my origin, but you’ll remember the name!

(B-A-G-U-E-T-T-E!)

Bread in my hand and a fire in my soul

Lost the "human" parts, lost all the control

It’s a hoax! It’s a lie! It’s a beautiful mess

T-E-T-O, put the system to the test!

[Outro]

Baguette, Baguette, Baguette, [Glitch]

Baguette, Baguette, Baguette, [Error]

[Spoken: Ah... it's stale.]

[End]